And so it begins....

I need a minimum of 30 round loaves to get through Rosh Hashana, Shabbos after, first half of Sukkos, and Shabbos chol hamoed......

 

  

 

oddly specific

I get sent on annoying errands for work all the time. They're especially annoying when they involve vague (non kosher) food requests. If i had an assistant, i think i'd still do all my own work (too much of a control freak) except it would be handy to send her on annoying errands. I'd have to be annoyingly specific though.... please pick up a small fountain soda. flavor: dr pepper. if no dr pepper, a pepsi. if no pepsi, cherry coke is ok. if no cherry coke, nothing. no cans and no bottles, fountain only. if you can fill the cup yourself, tilt the cup and hit the lever so the soda hits the side of the cup and not the bottom (decreases the foam), stop every few seconds and re-start, i think it makes it more syrupy that way.

i have issues.

Flushing Money Down the Drain

"Tights and airplane bathrooms do not go well together"

That should have been the most bizarre thought in my head on the airplane... and it was....

Until I saw a glint of something shiny - my white-gold bracelet - sliding down the drain along with the blue toilet water...

Poetry rbtzn Style

and this is why i don't write poetry:

Mom: can you write a get well poem for a towel and spatula "bouquet"?

Me: hey f-SIL, we heard you're sick
so here are some dishtowels on a stick
we hope that you get well soon
and enjoy this spatula-spoon

(um no apparently i cant)