Flushing Money Down the Drain

"Tights and airplane bathrooms do not go well together"

That should have been the most bizarre thought in my head on the airplane... and it was....

Until I saw a glint of something shiny - my white-gold bracelet - sliding down the drain along with the blue toilet water...

Poetry rbtzn Style

and this is why i don't write poetry:

Mom: can you write a get well poem for a towel and spatula "bouquet"?

Me: hey f-SIL, we heard you're sick
so here are some dishtowels on a stick
we hope that you get well soon
and enjoy this spatula-spoon

(um no apparently i cant)